Since facial hair grows by default, it's kind of weird how it used to be rebellious to NOT be clean shaven.|Anonymous
It's possible someone has found the best possible wiping technique, but that knowledge will die with them since wiping strategy is not often shared.|Anonymous
Earth has never been invaded by aliens, but the Moon has. We were the aliens.|Anonymous
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it.|Anonymous
I walk around like everything's fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off|Anonymous
One praise for restaurant food is that it tastes home-cooked. And for home cooking is that it tastes like a restaurant.|Anonymous
Assuming two factor codes are truly random, every possible six digit code is entered many times by different people every day.|Anonymous
I'm sick of following my dreams, man. I'm just going to ask where they're going and hook up with 'em later.|Mitch Hedberg
Ned, I would love to stand here and talk with you—but I’m not going to.|Phil Connors/Bill Murray
Consciousness cannot be accounted for in physical terms. For consciousness is absolutely fundamental. It cannot be accounted for in terms of anything else.|Erwin Schrödinger
I'm not good at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment ?|Chandler
This is not right. It is not even wrong.|Wolfgang Pauli
I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.|Rodney Dangerfield
In a future where AI is sold to supplement people's own intelligence, there will be lobby groups invested in keeping consumers unintelligent through poor education.|Anonymous
My mother always used to say : The older you get, the better you get, unless you're a banana.|Rose
I never forget a face-but in your case, I'll be glad to make an exception.|Groucho Marx
That's all folks !!|Looney Tunes
Here's all you have to know about men and women : Women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.|George Carlin
Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence in society.|Mark Twain
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.|Rita Rudner
If that's true, if you don't know who I am, then maybe your best course... would be to tread lightly.|Walter White/Heisenberg
I remember it like it was yesterday. Of course, I don't really remember yesterday all that well.|Dory
A guy opens his door and gets shot, and you think that of me ? No. I am the one who knocks.|Walter White/Heisenberg
I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning, I will be sober and you will still be ugly.|Winston Churchill
How wonderful that we have met with a paradox. Now we have some hope of making progress.|Niels Bohr
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.|Groucho Marx
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.|Albert Einstein
You clearly don't know who you're talking to, so let me clue you in. I am not in danger, Skyler. I am the danger.|Walter White/Heisenberg
As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain, and as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality.|Albert Einstein
You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig.|Blondie